assly

idontsharemyserkets:

rizaoftheowls:

derinthemadscientist:

mandypatinkins:

I want people who don’t read homestuck to theorize what is going on in this panel 1 2 3 go

I’m just behind a handful of updates and even I have no idea

The Lollipop Guild is trying to convert a cool punk to their terrifying, fixed-grin, eternal-sugar-high Happiness Is Mandatory totalitarian culture. He’s not buying it. (He’s actin’ all tough, but they are prepared to stick a brain-sucking foodstuff into his hair whether he wants it or not. This could come to blows.)

The Cool Teenage Grim Reaper watches with interest. He supposes he wants the punk fellow to win, but he is simply here to carry the losers away to Teenage Hell when the inevitable violence ensues. His robot sidekick, who has had too many Red Bulls possibly laced with crack, is trying to get him to bet cash (or drugs) on the outcome. The Cool Teenage Grim Reaper is silent, and abstains.

A small black parasitic demonchild has attached himself to the Lollipop Guild’s contingent, content to observe with childlike ignorance and to feed on the invisible despair that leaks like thick tar from the candy-colored crew. They ignore its presence and do not shoo him; it consumes sadness and they are well-taught that Sadness Spoils the Fun.

The ghosts of the cool punk’s fallen hipster friends float above, appearing to him in his time of need. He does not know if they are real, like Jedi force ghosts from beyond, or if they are only the hallucinations of his desperate mind as he faces the ultimate foe of his Keepin’ It Real. His angry friend, still bearing the cracked horn and wounds of his violent passing, hisses, “Get ‘em.” His sweetest friend, the motherly one, who cared for him and who he loved like a sister, whispers comfortingly, “You can do it.” His best bro? His best bro who died covering the cool punk’s escape, whose 3D glasses are whole again in his apparition of death? He hangs back, silent, his intense bi-colored gaze solemnly upon his last living friend. I saved you for this, his eyes seem to say. Make me proud, dude.

The cool punk flexes in his shoes, pumped up kicks that were a boon from the Cool Teenage Grim Reaper long ago, at the start of his quest, kicks that will allow him to run fast and fleet to escape the cold talons of mortality. Maybe, just maybe, they will allow him to outmaneuver the sugar-rush speedforce of the trio before him.

Each one’s stiff rictus widens another stretched millimeter as they see the defiance burning behind his cool shades.

“Let’s do this.”

Pretty much.

(Source: martinfreeman)

genkitess:

qeti:

man i was only gonna do the 6 in the front but then i was like ah welp let me just half-assedly add in the rest, weh

imahotdaddy:

eyecandybutts:

masterpiece for flags

this was gonna have its separate post but

fandomask:

“Tricksters and their bullshit”

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(Ara: Hey ya’ll! So I accidentally comic’d AND dialogue’d…. whoo p s……. Also, it should be known that i actually drew the comic a few days ago, but problems with my scanner and then not wanting to look at it after linearting caused the posting of it to be a little later than I expected…. Anyway, enjoy!

((I BURNED MY RETINAS COLORING THIS

also fuck backgrounds)) )

[Ash: Ahhhh, everyone Ara’s the best forever, look at this fantastic comic ahhhhh!!! Whether you’re just stopping by or you happen upon this somehow, feel free to drop us a request HERE!!!]

asskiis | ashthebutt

aratheblawg

FUCKINGNNgnngngnng AHAHhH SCREAM LOOK EVERYONE GO FUCKING HUG ARA’S FACE

fandomask:

Yo! Ara/Steph here (the one on the left), and I am the other half of this collab blog!

So I guess, here’s my introduction: I’m Ara/Steph (feel free to swtich between the two, I answer to both), 21 years old, female, I like a lot of anime (though my favorite is Gurren Lagann) and video games and books and stuff! My favorite video game series is the Kingdom Hearts series but I also love a whole lot of others (like Mass Effect, Persona, Okami, Final Fantasy, etc). I draw as well, though not as often as Ash does, so I’ll be doing some rp-ing I guess? I don’t think I’m all that good but w/e…

So… yeah! We don’t really know how this will turn out but we hope it’ll at least be fun! Feel free to ask us things!~

asskiis | ashthebutt

aratheblawg

OMFG LOOKIT HOW CUTE WE ARE GUYS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

ket3:

hi daddy!

fandomask:

ALL FANDOMS WELCOME ASK BLOG NOW OPEN!

Hello! This is Ash here (the one on the right), and I just wanted to go ahead and give a short greeting before I headed off to bed. Honestly, ara and I don’t even know what this tumblr’s gonna be up to, but the main goal is to have questions from a fandom (anime, games, and homestuck, and feel free to ask for one of the ones that’s not in the title! I know bunches), and to answer them with a made-up little dialogue, and a short comic.

If they become elaborate comics, I may end up only updating here every few days, but I’m hoping to at least answer one a day. The answers will be mostly digital! Anyways, check us out, and feel free to drop a question here at fandomask!

Personal intro - I’m Ash, 20, f, and I like a bunch of anime. I also know my fair share of games, regardless of whether I’ve played them, and pretty much anything in the Zelda series (excluding the CD-i’s, of course), I would call my favorite. I like to draw, and I run a couple of other blogs as well. Hope you enjoy the ride!

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asskiis | ashthebutt

aratheblawg

check it out!!! this is me and ara’s collab blog, dudes. :3

saccharinesylph:

dorkyboo:

arlir:

and here’s a jade

what a fantastic jade

Indian Jade is one of my favorite things!